at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Randomize
