"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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