think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
