lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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