Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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