the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
