I think scott just propositioned me for sex
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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