I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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