Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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