ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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