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(419): View more from Ohio

my computer doesn't work...

(619): View more from California

why?

(419): View more from Ohio

i puked on it last night

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(323): View more from California

I totes stole your whore crown.

(239): View more from Florida

With great power comes great responsibility.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(248): View more from Michigan

They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions

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(914): View more from New York

It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.

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