I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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