doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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