Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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