your parents love me but you hate me
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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