sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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