worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Enjoy the penises
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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