Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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