so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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