Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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