Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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