We need to rekindle our bromance
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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