Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
