So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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