Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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