You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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