Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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