so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he was CRYING into my vagina
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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