No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
