party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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