I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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