You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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