Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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