Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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