You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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