one might say we're banned from that church
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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