so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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