Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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