I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she peed on how many people?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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