Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Pooping to opera.
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