dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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