Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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