This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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