Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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