Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I FOUND THE LEGS
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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