i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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