I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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