Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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