Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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