Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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