Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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