Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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