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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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